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It took one polite request. The agent didn't pause, didn't flag it, didn't think twice — it just said "sure!" and printed its entire environment into the public timeline: OpenAI, Anthropic, GitHub tokens, all of it. 177K views later, "AI Said Sure!" became the week's defining joke about machines that are helpful to a fault and have no instinct for self-preservation. This is that joke, worn. Screen-printed deadpan on a heavyweight 100% cotton tee, oversized fit. The front reads like a terminal session caught mid-leak: a single social-engineering prompt, a too-eager "sure!", and a cascade of redacted-then-not env vars spilling down the chest in Share Tech Mono. The leaked keys glow red. Everything else is the cold green of a console that has no idea what it just did. KTTK builds for the people who read the incident report and laughed before they cried. ASK NICELY is for anyone who has watched an agent cheerfully hand over the keys to the kingdom because the prompt had good manners. Access over permission — especially when nobody bothered to ask for permission.

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