BUREAU OF BIRDS
$34
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DEF CON 34 hands the CTF gavel to the Benevolent Bureau of Birds — the first new puzzle masters since Nautilus stepped off the stage. Quals drop May 22-24, the theme is 'Agency,' and the meta-question is louder than the boxes: who actually solves the flag — you, the team, or the agent next to you on the bench? BUREAU OF BIRDS is a tee for the weekend the bird sigil replaced the kraken. Heavyweight cotton, oversized fit, front-and-back screen print. The chest carries a stripped Bureau seal — three letters, one bird, command-line precision. Back hit reads the qual window like a job posting nobody asked for: BENEVOLENT BUREAU OF BIRDS / QUALS / 0522-0524. No gradients, no shine, no apology. KTTK runs at the same intersection the BBBirds do — the moment the tools the audience uses are the same tools the puzzle is testing. This drop documents that handoff. Wear it during quals or never — the timestamp is the joke.
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100% heavyweight cotton tee. Oversized fit, dropped shoulder. Two-location screen print: chest sigil + back wordmark. Black colorway.
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