COPYFAIL — 732 TO ROOT
$34
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CVE-2026-31431. Four bytes written to the page cache. 732 bytes of Python. Every Linux distribution shipped since 2017. CISA put it on KEV with a federal patch deadline of May 15, 2026, and Theori shipped a PoC that works unmodified across Ubuntu, RHEL, SUSE, and Amazon Linux. The exploit doesn't care which distro you run — neither does this drop. Heavyweight 100% cotton tee, oversized streetwear fit, screen-printed front graphic. The graphic is a typographic monolith: "732" rendered tall in Bebas Neue, with the full CVE identifier and a fragment of the actual PoC stack laddered underneath in Share Tech Mono. A single thin red bar — the only color outside the monochrome — tracks the exploit from copy_to_user() to root shell. KTTK builds garments out of the security stories that actually moved the wire. CopyFail is the kind of bug the rest of the industry will pretend it always knew about by next quarter. This tee is the receipt that says you saw it land, scored it 0.93, and wore the number before the patch shipped.
100% heavyweight cotton tee. Oversized streetwear fit. Screen-printed front graphic, 4500x5400 at 300 DPI. Black body with white typography and a single red exploit-trace bar.
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