CVE-2026-34621 — Advisory Mug
$22
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Companion to the UWU.PDF tee. White glossy 11oz ceramic. Single centered block: 'CVE-2026-34621' as the hero, severity line 'CRITICAL · CVSS 9.8' with CRITICAL in red, and a sample filename byline 'sample: yummy_exploit_uwu.pdf' in red mono. Nothing else on the wrap. No vertical wordmarks, no flanks, no decoration. The advisory is the design. Pairs with prod-20260419-uwu-tee — same signal, different framing. Tee = the file. Mug = the record.
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