DIRTY FRAG — CVE-43284
$64
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Hyunwoo Kim chained an xfrm-ESP fragmentation bug (CVE-2026-43284) with an RxRPC use-after-free (CVE-2026-43500) and dropped a working PoC that gives root on Ubuntu, RHEL, SUSE, Amazon Linux and Fedora — deterministic, no spray, no luck required. Microsoft Defender is already flagging in-the-wild abuse. The second one-PoC-roots-everything Linux flaw in two weeks. The patch cycle is losing. Heavy-fleece pullover hoodie in deep KTTK black (#0A0A0A). Front-left chest: small terminal-style 'uid=0' mark in Share Tech Mono. Back: a fragmented IPsec ESP header diagram exploding into red shrapnel labeled with CVE-2026-43284 and CVE-2026-43500, the two fragments fused into one stylized frag-grenade silhouette in #FF0033 accent. 'DIRTY FRAG' wordmark in Bebas Neue across the shoulders, scan-line treatment. Inside hem stitch: 'KIM. 2026.05.11'. KTTK doesn't print pretty illustrations of news headlines. We print the specific objects security researchers are staring at this week — the CVE numbers, the chain, the moment ring 0 falls. If you read the disclosure when it dropped and your group chat lit up, this hoodie is for you. If you didn't, it's not.
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Heavy-fleece pullover hoodie, 320 GSM. Oversized fit. Front-left chest discharge print + full back screen print. Brushed inner. Drawcord-free hood.
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