EVERYONE BECOMES A DATABASE — DESK MAT
$38
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Wide-format desk mat carrying the DATABASE graphic spread across a horizontal canvas: masquerade silhouette anchoring the left third, stacked 'EVERYONE / BECOMES A / DATABASE' filling the right two-thirds in oversized DIN Condensed Bold, red underscore accent, and a terminal prompt along the bottom edge. This is the item that sits in front of whoever's actually writing the code — a daily reminder that the feature shipping tomorrow has a name the subject-matter experts already gave it. Neoprene base, stitched edges, anti-slip — standard gaming-mat construction.
Premium print-on-demand product. Printed when you order.
Printed and shipped via Printify's global network. Standard delivery: 5-10 business days. Tracking number provided via email.
Crack It or Return It guarantee. 7-day window from delivery. Full refund, keep the merch.