EVERYONE BECOMES A DATABASE — HOODIE
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April 13, 2026: ACLU, EFF, EPIC, Fight for the Future and 66 other civil society organizations published a preemptive coalition letter against the facial-recognition feature signaled for the next Ray-Ban Meta. The quote that broke containment — 'once this ships, everyone becomes a database' — is the design. Front: a facial-recognition landmark pattern (the dots + connection lines used by face-detection libraries) rendered in red across a ghost white-wireframe face in the upper canvas, then the full quote in DIN Condensed below — 'EVERYONE / BECOMES A / DATABASE' — stacked. Hem: small mono 'ONCE THIS SHIPS — / SIGNED: 70+ ORGS · 04/13'. The landmark pattern is the thing; it shows the wearer's face being parsed into a row of coordinates. The quote then tells you what happens next.
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