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FACE NOT FOUND

$34

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Meta just shipped active facial-recognition code to millions of always-on smart glasses — turning every wearer into a walking surveillance node that converts each passing face into a 2,048-number faceprint. EFF's Threat Lab confirmed it. KTTK's answer is to refuse the capture: a face that returns nothing but an error. 100% cotton heavyweight tee, oversized fit, screen-printed front graphic. The chest hit is a glitched, half-dissolved face fracturing into a grid of coordinate numbers, stamped over with a terminal error: FACE NOT FOUND. Share Tech Mono telemetry runs cold around the mark; a single red kill-line cuts the faceprint vector. KTTK builds for the people who walk past the lens and give it nothing. Access over permission — and permission was never asked. This is anti-surveillance worn as armor, not asked for as a favor.

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100% cotton heavyweight tee. Oversized fit. Screen-printed front graphic.

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