HALLUCINATED CVSS
$22
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On 2026-05-11 Google's Threat Intelligence Group confirmed the first real-world zero-day written by a large language model — a 2FA bypass against an open-source web admin tool, shipped in production Python with textbook docstrings, machine-polished structure, and a CVSS score the model hallucinated for itself. The AI vulnerability race is no longer theoretical. The early adopters are not researchers. They are crews. Printed on an 11oz heavyweight ceramic mug. Glaze-fired, dishwasher-safe, oven-safe to 350F. Front face carries a stacked CVSS chip — the score itself rendered in corrupted terminal type, accent red on near-black. Reverse face carries a faded ASCII flow of the 2FA bypass with PEM-style 'BEGIN PROMPT / END PROMPT' headers. Handle is left clean; no print wrap. KTTK reads the patch notes so you don't have to. We mint the artifact when the security timeline finally crosses a wire — and 'first LLM-built zero-day caught in the wild' is exactly the wire. Drink your coffee from the moment the machine started writing its own exploits.
11oz ceramic mug. Glaze-fired full-color print on both faces. Dishwasher-safe, microwave-safe. Made-to-order.
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