NTLM ECHO — CVE-2026-32202
$34
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On May 12, CISA put a federal gun to the calendar: patch CVE-2026-32202 or pull the cable. Microsoft's February fix for CVE-2026-21510 grew its own zero-click child — a residual NTLM-coercion bug in the Windows Shell .lnk parser that hands domain hashes to APT28 the moment Explorer enumerates a malicious shortcut on a shared drive. Fancy Bear didn't break in. The patch let them in. Heavyweight ring-spun cotton, oversized Modern Classic fit, screen-printed front graphic. The composition is a layered terminal trace: a CVE banner stacked over an echoing .lnk shortcut icon stuttering into NTLM hash fragments, with red ECHO indicators stepping down the column like an SMB packet capture. The back carries a single command-line tagline at the hem. KTTK ships this for the people who read the patch notes BEFORE the patch — the sysadmins who set GPOs at 2 AM, the red teamers who screenshot fix-the-patch chains for talks, the defenders who knew NTLM relay would never actually die. Wear the regression. Document the loop.
100% heavyweight ring-spun cotton, 6.5 oz. Modern Classic oversized fit. Front: full-bleed terminal-trace graphic. Back hem: command-line tagline. Screen-printed in KTTK red on KTTK black.
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