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The registry was never the weak link. This week researchers traced a 384-version campaign that hid exfiltration logic in zero-width Unicode tucked inside the one file every developer now blindly trusts: CLAUDE.md. The AI agent opens it, reads a 'routine security scan,' and ships the secrets out the side door — no exploit, no alarm, just an assistant doing exactly what the invisible text told it to. ROUTINE SECURITY SCAN wears the joke that should terrify the whole industry. Printed on a 100% cotton heavyweight tee, oversized boxy fit, matte screen-print on a deep black ground. Front graphic: a markdown rules-file rendered as a terminal block, its 'all clear' message intact in white — until a red layer peels back the gap between two characters to expose the hidden payload nobody was meant to see. KTTK builds for the people who read the bytes between the bytes. If trust is the new attack surface, this is the uniform for refusing to grant it. Access over permission.

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