UWU.PDF — Zero-Day Sample Hoodie

$64

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Same exhibit as the UWU.PDF tee, hoodie weight. In April 2026 Bleepingcomputer reported an Adobe Acrobat Reader zero-day (CVE-2026-34621) silently exploited since November 2025. One of the samples attackers used was named, verbatim, 'yummy_exploit_uwu.pdf'. The filename hit infosec Twitter as fast as the patch hit update servers. KTTK's hoodie carries the same single-graphic discipline: one PDF file icon at chest-center, the filename inside, the CVE and 130-day dwell-time as the only metadata. No manifesto, no stat bar, no eyebrow text. The file is the statement. Back-collar band: `$ file yummy_exploit_uwu.pdf`. Unisex heavy-blend hoodie, Gildan 18500, 50/50 cotton-poly, S–3XL. Black anchor; forest and oxblood color options coming once Printify variant IDs sync.

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