WORMSIGN DETECTED
$22
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Mini Shai-Hulud didn't break into the npm registry. It was invited. A self-spreading worm rode the automated publishing pipelines straight past 2FA, swallowing hundreds of packages across TanStack, UiPath and MistralAI in a single sprawling crawl. Every compromised dependency became its next mouth. The supply chain ate itself. Heavyweight cotton-blend hoodie. Oversized boxy fit, brushed fleece interior, ribbed cuffs. Front graphic: a segmented worm rendered entirely from package names and version strings, burrowing through a dependency tree that fractures into corrupted hex where it passes. Terminal typography throughout, scan-line texture across the kill chain. KTTK made this for the people who pinned their lockfiles and still got bitten. When the worm publishes itself, trust is the vulnerability. Access over permission.
Heavyweight cotton-blend hoodie. Oversized fit, brushed fleece interior. Screen-printed front graphic with terminal-aesthetic typography and scan-line texture.
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