Zero Humans
$34
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An autonomous agent wrote the exploit. Another autonomous agent caught it. By the time anyone at Google read the alert, the war was already over. The first fully AI-generated zero-day never reached a human keyboard — it was born, weaponized, and neutralized in the space between two machines. This is the defining infosec story of the agentic era, printed on cotton. Heavyweight 100% cotton tee, oversized boxy fit, screen-printed front graphic. Centered terminal-mono composition: a mirrored prompt — attacker process on one side, defender process on the other — resolving to a single line: ZERO-DAY // ZERO HUMANS. Red breach text on the left, green kill-signal on the right, both swallowed by black. KTTK doesn't romanticize the machines. We document the moment the loop closed and we got left out of it. ACCESS OVER PERMISSION — even when the access is something neither side asked us about.
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100% cotton heavyweight tee. Oversized boxy fit. Screen-printed front graphic. Unisex sizing.
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